Office by Alex Penny
You can basically just assume, without even knowing what this thing is, that it is from Australia.
is. this. a. motherfucking. pokemon?!?!?! oh god. oh god.
hhahahaha omg. I want one.
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^ THIS
Tumblr doesn’t allow you to reblog asks, so I had to take a screenshot, but SO MUCH THIS.
BECAUSE ONLY WOMEN ARE KIDNAPPED! I GET IT!
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!
MEN ARE NEEEEEEVER ASSAULTED! EVER! EVER! EVER!
THEY ARE BORN WITH EXQUISITELY PERFECT MARTIAL ARTS SKILL AND MANLINESS TO GET OUT OF ANY SITUATION!
HOW IS THAT PRIVILEGE?
LIKE ARE MEN BORN KNOWING?
OR IS IT SOMEHOW NOT A PRIVILEGE TO BE EDUCATED?
I was never taught how to get out of the trunk of a car.
Does this mean I’m actually a man?
You just have to punch the light thingy out but I don’t remember if it works anymore? Or like how would you even punch it out like, if you’re tied up that’s out, if you’re weak (like most women are, sorry ladies but it’s a biological fact we’re weaker) than you’re also screwed. I guess you could kick it but that’d be hard in a tiny trunk of a car.
Wow you don’t have to be a genuis to get this one. Just go ahead and google abductions/murders where the body was found chopped up in the middle of a field or stashed in a barrel somewhere. 9 times out of 10 the victim will be a WOMAN. Of course, there are notable exceptions, such as Jeffery Dahmers victims, but I think his victims were also largely male escorts and if you are in the business of sex work, then self defense is no brainer regardless of gender.Wowee. I didn’t expect this to get so many notes, or to bring out the blatant displays of ignorance that it did. But basically, what the poster above me said. Because violent attacks most often happen to women, we are taught (or learn on our own) to be constantly aware of our surroundings, know basic self-defense, and things like how to get out of a trunk. Male privilege is the fact that most men likely don’t think twice about walking to their car by themselves at night, while as a woman, I walk in a group if I can. If I have to walk by myself, I have my keys out and ready, both to decrease time I’m standing outside my car, and to use them as a possible weapon if I need to. I’m constantly taking stock of my surroundings, looking for anyone who could be watching or following me. If I do encounter someone, I look them straight in the face so that they know that I could pick them out of a lineup. If an SUV or van is parked right next to me on the driver’s side, I get in from the passenger’s side. Next to no men I know do this. This is routine for almost all women I know. Male privilege is the fact that men generally don’t even have to think about these kinds of things. A task that should be as simple as “walking to your car” becomes a huge ordeal for women.
I hate when people get SO offended by things like male privilege and white privilege. Like they’re being personally accused of being an awful person, just because they happen to be male or white. No one said you were a bad person, or that bad things never happen to white males. Privilege describes the greater power dynamics that are at work in our society. It’s not meant to make you feel guilty. It’s meant to make you AWARE that there is a problem, get you thinking about how society shapes and affects us, and maybe even become part of the solution.
I know I reblogged this already, but I just had to add something that I found to be really relevant!
I actually chuckled a bit when I read this article because it was basically about a young girl being abducted by an older man and was found in the trunk by pure dumb luck during a routine stop.
Now, all the people who have a problem with this aspect of male privilege please feel free to post all the recent incidences of men being found in trunks of cars! Please, I insist!
http://www.cafemom.com/articles/in_the_news/146870/kidnapped_girl_found_tied_up?utm_medium=sem2&utm_campaign=prism&utm_source=outbrain&utm_content=0
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Teh cuteness XD
A popular girl from my school and one of her vile friends made this.
Not. Cool.
Also not funny, not grammatically correct, AND the syllables don’t match the original lyrics so it doesn’t even go to the beat of the song.
Time to make these girls famous.
Maybe then it will make them learn their lesson about being bullies and encouraging others to commit suicide if they’re overweight.
prime example of why i hate people.
This is absolutely disgusting. I wish I could find these girls and give them a talking too. Maybe smack them too.
what a discussing little shits. does she not realize that cutting is a real thing? does she not realize that right now theres some one laying in the tub about to end their life? wow. you discussing little cunts. guess you were just upset from seeing daddy with another secretary in itty bitty skirts. no matter what you think you look like you will always be plain ugly. so many don’t know you and hate you. go fuck yourselfs.
For fuck’s sake. I really don’t understand people anymore. I’d like to see these bitches after they’ve been bullied, called just about every name in the book, pushed and shoved around, betrayed, I want to see them at their edge and see if they still act like this. Really. I don’t like judging people before I know them, but these two…I loathe. Absolutely LOATHE.
I wonder if they realize that by vilifying those with weight issues, they are only in turn exposing how extremely hideous they are.
I sure would love to have some contact info.WHY
WHAT IS THERE TO GAIN FROM DOING THIS
I can’t believe I’m saying this, since I was a victim of bullying myself, and I know that severe bullying can permanently alter someones development/psyche. I have been in therapy for years to try to recover from it. It’s not good.
With that said, I think that this falls heavily onto the shoulders of their parents. Did their parents not teach them common decency? Do they know their kids are using the internet as a platform for bullying? I bet these kids have never been spanked or disciplined in any way in their entire lives. That is the problem here.
Maybe if they gain internet notariarty for this stunt, maybe their parents will wake up and take notice? Also, I hate that they are perpetuating the stereotype that thin girls are bitches and bullies! I am very thin and my bullies were actually much bigger than me.
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^ THIS
Tumblr doesn’t allow you to reblog asks, so I had to take a screenshot, but SO MUCH THIS.
BECAUSE ONLY WOMEN ARE KIDNAPPED! I GET IT!
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!
MEN ARE NEEEEEEVER ASSAULTED! EVER! EVER! EVER!
THEY ARE BORN WITH EXQUISITELY PERFECT MARTIAL ARTS SKILL AND MANLINESS TO GET OUT OF ANY SITUATION!
HOW IS THAT PRIVILEGE?
LIKE ARE MEN BORN KNOWING?
OR IS IT SOMEHOW NOT A PRIVILEGE TO BE EDUCATED?
I was never taught how to get out of the trunk of a car.
Does this mean I’m actually a man?
You just have to punch the light thingy out but I don’t remember if it works anymore? Or like how would you even punch it out like, if you’re tied up that’s out, if you’re weak (like most women are, sorry ladies but it’s a biological fact we’re weaker) than you’re also screwed. I guess you could kick it but that’d be hard in a tiny trunk of a car.
Wow you don’t have to be a genuis to get this one. Just go ahead and google abductions/murders where the body was found chopped up in the middle of a field or stashed in a barrel somewhere. 9 times out of 10 the victim will be a WOMAN. Of course, there are notable exceptions, such as Jeffery Dahmers victims, but I think his victims were also largely male escorts and if you are in the business of sex work, then self defense is no brainer regardless of gender.
(Source: climbinmyboughs, via brutal-pokemon)
OMG IF YOU DON’T REBLOG I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU I MEAN EVERYBODY NEEDS THIS ON THEIR BLOG LIKE SERIOUSLY OMG KJSDAF VKJSD AHFJKR HFKJE
HOLY OMG I CANT I CANT
THIS HUG IS A REPRESENTATION OF MY LOVE FOR MY FOLLOWERS
I’m internally screaming from the cute.
#perilz as a catte
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